NOT A FORTUNE! True, but not a fortune.
NOT A FORTUNE! Sometimes, I
think of the fortune as a 7th grade English teacher. Works here.
FORTUNE! "Many" is a
little vague, but it's certainly more than, say, 2. Toronto doesn't
count for exotic, does it? I think only I can be the judge of that.
FORTUNE! And a bold one at that, if you know me. If you're eating
fast food Chinese, that drops your odds of romance immediately by
around 30-35%.
Thanks, but NOT A FORTUNE! Those lucky numbers eat ass, by the way.
At least 48 was in the one above this, I've always liked 48 for some
reason. Solid number.
NOT A FORTUNE! I didn't get this one when I opened the cookie, and I
still don't now. My smile brings happiness to me, and it's usually
not reliant on the smile itself, but what makes me smile. If I was
some hot chick, yes, I could see this being accurate. But the
fortune should have known better that it was coming to me and not
some Brazilian bombshell.